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Monday, May 6, 2013

Yes, it's nice out!

Hey, don't get me wrong, I am thrilled that it is nice out, however I do not think that you should somehow interpret that as having free and full reign to pull out every loud mother-fucking landscaping tool/ appliance you have in your garage/ shed/ secret hideaway spot, and go fucking crazy!!!!!  Seriously!  You are out of control!  Scale it back a little- or I might have to lose it on your ass.  Or.... I will do ridiculously passive aggressive shit like I did last night- and barbecue on my back patio with CHARCOAL instead of a gas grill.  Yes, I know the rules.  But if you use you mother-fucking lawn mower/ weed wacker every mother fucking day for hours on end- then I gotta do something.  Please tell me you're getting this message. 

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  1. I'm getting the message, but not only did I use every outside gas tool I could find but I also only cook with charcoal. But I do only start @ Noon still 4 on Saturdays. lol

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    1. I'm so glad you're getting the message. ;)

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  2. I never use a powered lawn tool before 10 on weekdays even though I know my neighbors aren't home. My garden is all in fir the summer, way early this year!

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    1. 1) You don't really know if your neighbors are home or not.... 2) I suppose you get a few points for the after 10 am thing- but that's about it. ;)

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    2. And unless you give me produce out of your garden, I'm no longer speaking to you. At least for the rest of the season. ;)

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    3. I check the hidden cameras to make sure ny neighbors aren't home ;-)

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