I hate trolls. Why are they everywhere? And why do they ALWAYS say the same things??!! Same fucking words- all the mother fucking time. You know, words like:
Fucktard
Douchebag
Douche
Gay
Faggot
Asshat
Asswipe
Dumb ass (okay, that one I use all the time- so they get a pass on that one)...
Racist... (for FUCK'S SAKE- please stop bringing that up- in regards to everything!!! Or nothing!!!
Ummmm... Drawing a blank here- please feel free to add to the list. Ready? Go...
About Me
- Chicken Little
- Please don't be stupid enough to assume that I named myself and my blog after a claymation character... Look the shit up, thanks.
Oops- the c word- how could I forget the c word? Oh wait, probably because it doesn't even deserve the attention that I am giving it right now. But seriously, can't they come up with anything else? Apparently not.
ReplyDeleteYou're my favorite c-word, Chicken. No, wait, I might like cunnilingus better.
ReplyDelete-- Bobby, Troll4Life
Hahahahaha- Troll Fo Life (in my Mack 10 voice). Well at least you're not a mean one- Pervert? Yes. Mean one? No.
DeleteP.S. Why have you dropped the "Copper"??? Did you retire too? ;)
I think we know each other well enough to be on a first name basis now, Chicks.
Delete-- Bobby
Awwww- Did you google Mack 10 yet???!!!
DeleteNo, I have a passing familiarity with him, and a negative connotation because of an annoying troll I used to battle online, with the screen name of "Mack10." To be honest, I have very little tolerance for Rap/hip-hop. Maybe a little KRS One, NWA, Public Enemy, some eighties/early nineties stuff, in small doses.
ReplyDeleteIt's like Irish music to me: it grates on my nerves after a short time, except when I'm drinking on St Paddy's Day. Even The Pogues and Dropkick Murphys wear out their initial welcome fairly soon.
-- Bobby
Omg, that is so not cool! I would have eaten that guy alive. The REAL Mack 10 is 1990's though baby.... Straight from Inglewood. Haha.
DeleteDon't listen to the words to this one- Geez- How did I ever used to stomach this shit? So bizarre- I need the clean version! I still love Mack 10 though- Foe Life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfjNnGnTslM
Do listen to this one though- super loud. Apparently I used to be a B-girl in a past life. Get your boogie on. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx5ipbM45VQ
He did beat up his ex wife T-Boz of TLC though- asshole. Have you seen her? Omg- a stomach to die for. Okay- I really need step back out of the 1990's right about now and get off the computer.
DeleteIn the spirit of open-mindedness, I'll check the youtube vids at a later time today, and report back with my impressions. I think your appreciation comes from the sex appeal, representing your male ideal. Rappers to you, are like strippers to me. Maybe not Flavor Flav. If you keep this up, I'm going to subject you to listening to bands like Flipper & Crass.
ReplyDelete-- Bobby
Okay, I checked them out. Musically, it's okay, and I'll take it over Jay Z any day (Although I don't like the glorification of thug life & violence, particularly when it bleeds into his real life, in the form of spousal abuse. For this reason alone, I can safely say Mack10 has nothing to say I want to hear). However, compared to musical genres I like, I can't get into it.
ReplyDeleteWith music, you either feel it or you don't. When you don't feel it, you can be mystified how anybody likes it. For example, Metal leaves me cold. I think bands like Metallica are ridiculous, and all their fans seem like brain dead thrashers. But when compared to something I love, like early 80s hardcore punk, I see how non-fans can make the same claims about punk that I make about Metal. The difference is I dig the aesthetic of punk and the music moves me. I'm sure it's the same way devout head bangers feel about Metal. Likewise, Rap moves you, but it doesn't move me. I understand your enthusiasm. Unfortunately, I can't share it. That's okay. The world don't move to the beat of just one drum. keep doing that Harlem shake.
-- Bobby
I agree- with music, you either feel it, or you don't. I like lots of different kinds of music though- not just rap. I love going to symphony with my madre... and Stevie Ray Vaughn? Hell yeah! Irish music though? Um, no. Country? Hell no. Techno? I will break out in a rash. And I'm still on the fence about punk.
DeleteYeah, I don't like Techno or Industrial. The kids are into dub step these days, which I don't know if I can distinguish from Techno. I like a lot of stuff, but most of it mainly has rock n roll or r & b roots. Rockabilly, 60s/70s soul & funk, power pop, garage/psych rock, Motown, 60s girl groups. Jazz & classical, but I don't know much about either.
ReplyDelete-- Bobby
Oh, and I can knock you off the fence about Punk, to the point where you shout, "STOP PLAYING THAT SHIT!" But I won't. :)
ReplyDelete-- Bobby
I don't really understand slam dancing either. I think I would end up having to knock someone out.
DeleteI LOVED slam dancing back in the day, and thank God you didn't call it moshing. You'd get the occasional boot to the head from someone stage diving, but few people were out to hurt others, and if anyone went down in the pit, there were always many hands to pick them up. The drive of the music and the motion of the pit, circling like the water in a giant toilet, and me like a turd refusing to be flushed. That was the East coast scene, though. LA had the reputation for being very violent, and why Henry Rollins of Black Flag took up weight lifting, to keep from getting his ass kicked.
Delete-- Bobby
What no more 1st bitches? I swear im not racists, but i think its rude for the people that u cant tell what sex they are?? Why cant they just make it ovious how they would atleast like 2 be addressed? Dnt really care whats actually between their legs.. (well maybe a lil curious) Guess it makes me feel uneasy? Im i a biggot?
ReplyDeleteYou can say "first bitches" if you are in fact first, bitches. And according to me, that is not a troll thing to say- that is a me thing to say. Haha. As for the rest of your question- I'm gonna need you to rephrase it and/or elaborate so I can understand what the hell you're trying to say. You're not racist, I got that part- but the rest of it?? You want people to announce their gender when they make a comment?? Hell if I know- just taking a stab in the dark here. And if that is in fact something that you want to know, just ask me- because according to my non-scientific research I am right on that one about 99 % of the time. ;)
DeleteNo chicky in public. Say u workd at grocery store, and u cant tell what they r ? Dnt know if u shud say miss or sir? Its just weird 2 me..
ReplyDeleteBut why is it their responsibility to clarify their gender to you? Why does it matter what gender they are? And if I'm understanding you correctly, you think it's rude on their part because you can't figure out how to address the person?? Keep talkin'....
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