Is the sky falling??!!

This is what happens when you think too much...

Friday, July 1, 2016

You Can't Make A Hoe A House Wife

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According to Google, I have not written anything in a mother fucking year. Wow. Slaaacker, yes I am a slacker. How are you? (Assuming any...
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Monday, June 29, 2015

Sup??

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What's up, bitches?? Sorry I've been MIA for so long. No, I wasn't in jail, but thank you for your concern. Please leave me ...
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Friday, April 3, 2015

Take Me To Church

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I go to church two times a year. Christmas Eve, and Easter. Why do I do this? To appease my mother. Do I like it? Not particularly. C...
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Friday, December 12, 2014

GTFOH....

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In relation to the power outages in the Greater Portland area this evening, I happened to have a conversation with someone about the followi...
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Saturday, August 30, 2014

What's A Deal-Breaker For You??

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What's a relationship deal-breaker for you?
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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Saaaay Something!

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I'll start.... Damn my fingernails look cute after my manicure! (Shallow enough for ya? I don't care- makes me happy). P.S. I ...
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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Cougar Shit

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I just can't seem to stop...........................
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Thursday, July 17, 2014

La

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mam llwlwml m m lwpm awlWmmpeMwammppm .l m mealmym.awmmpwmm klllmwm llmnal@? l Last night I somehow managed to draft the above blog entry, ...
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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

What's With The "Bam Bam Bam" Thing??!!!!

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For someone that went months and months without having sex I sure have been awfully promiscuous lately.  And I don't really feel that ba...
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Thursday, June 12, 2014

What Would You Do??

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So- imagine you felt as if you needed some perspective.... or some crap like that. And being entirely convinced that a change of scenery wo...
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