Fuck you cab driver. First things first, don't act like you don't know where the mother fucking place is, or how to get there. You. Are. A. Fucking. Cab. Driver. Did you somehow forget that? Don't play that shit with me- I guarantee you it won't work. In fact, all it will do is make me blab for the entire 14 blocks until you get to the actual address that I told you to go to. Oh and by the way, if the fare is $11.75 you don't get to keep the 20, player. And another thing, if you see one of my male friends waiting with me to be sure I got a cab okay, you might want to refrain from telling me the entire cab ride that "you can fuck me better"... What the fuck is wrong with you???!!! Nevermind- I seriously don't care. Fuck you you mother fucking fuck- stupid asshole dipshit mother fucker. You are embarrassing, sleezy, and disgusting. Go fuck yourself.
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You got the cab number and driver ID and filed a formal complaint on the sex remarks?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap I was mad when I wrote that... No, Swifty- I didn't, but I should have. I was just so pissed off- and slightly afraid of him, so I just wanted to jump out of the car and run into my house. :(
DeleteWhat is it with Portland cab drivers lately? A few weeks back a driver kicked a lesbian couple out of his car.
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