This chick is soooo fucking funny.... at least according to me- and it totally ties in to my last post. Oh, and it's TOTALLY true.
http://youtu.be/VzcBDXyJO_w
About Me
- Chicken Little
- Please don't be stupid enough to assume that I named myself and my blog after a claymation character... Look the shit up, thanks.
You could have made it. It’s the kind of stuff you come up with. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteI’m pretty sure that the rafts on your plane are made of materials tough enough to withstand women’s heels. Don’t be worrying about that.
Flight did not require any rafts to be deployed, however there were a bunch of dumb assess in front of me in the security line that almost caused me to miss my flight.
ReplyDeleteI always get to the airport 2 hours early. But I always need a drink or two before getting on the plane
DeleteI don't think I've ever been to the airport two hours early, even for international flights. In fact, I am quite famous for missing flights- which is nothing to be proud of. This is something I'm working on. Because missing flights and stressing myself out by getting to the airport late just makes me want to drink cocktails on the plane. -_-
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