Things That Make Me Happy

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY:

1) Justice
2) Music- except for techno... or speed metal.... or country... OR “Bitches and Hoes” type shit, beyond the release of Doctor Dre's “The Chronic”- I'm pretty much cool with anything up to and including that... but anything beyond that hurts my ears, and causes me great discomfort.
3) Swimming in warm oceans/ seas.... preferably out of the country.
4) Good red wine and fondue.
5) Winning, at pretty much anything.
6) Getting stoned and watching “The Office”
7) Cool People
8) Sex and The City
9) When Google Maps takes you directly where you want to go- whether it's on foot/ via bus/ or driving. Whoa- fucking love that. Ever picked the “bus” option when asking it to give you directions? No matter what city you're in, at least in the US- it will give you the upcoming bus times, and cost of bus fare... Whoa... What the whaaat??? That's cool.
10) The sound of rain (not to be confused with rain itself).
11) Laughing so hard it makes my cheeks and my stomach hurt.
12) Shaking my ass.
13) When everyone in my family gets along.
14) (Smart) people that don't take life too seriously- and remind you that you shouldn't.
15) Extremely talented people that are not assholes.
16) All that girly shit that I just don't want to get into at this time. Besides, at this point in our relationship, you should already know what girly shit I am referring to- and what I am not.
17) People that can read my mind when I am trying to tell them something, so that I do not have to use complete sentences/ complete my thoughts. Yup- I just said that.
18) Unbelievable male specimens that make you giggle, become light headed (has to do with some sort of uncontrollable breathing relating issue as far as I can tell), blush, and laugh at yourself for the way that you are actually reacting to them.
19) Acupuncture
20) Having the last word.