Dear James,
You are fabulous, and I love you dearly. But let's get a few things straight:
1) If I come over to your house in really cute lingerie- I expect your ass to react- and not in a mediocre type of way... I'm sorry you're tired, I am too- but come on now- prioritize.
2) If you put on Breaking Bad- and I have uimited access to any and every episode that I want??!!! Then don't look confused when your ass rolls over at 5 am, and I'm still watching the shit. This is all your fault, not mine.
3) If you have a big ass bottle of vodka in your refrigerator, and orange juice?? There really shouldn't be any confusion when you discover that I helped myseld to another drink.
4) You're welcome for me making your bed- although obviously this act was to benefit me- (who sleeps with the top sheet not tucked in???!!!)
5) Thank you for answering all 19,000 of the 20,000 questions I asked you when I saw my first episode of "Sons of Anarchy" tonight... Again, ultimately your doing, though. It is a known fact that if I had cable, I would never leave my house.
Okay, I'm done... at least for now. I always knew you were cool people, I guess I just never appreciated you this much.
Mushy session is over. Back to being fuck buddies... so wake the fuck up and fuck me, mother fucker. Please and thank you.
Do you have kids?
ReplyDeleteNo, am I supposed to??
DeleteWell that would explain the issue... You said it yourself at the end of all this, you're not his type "mother fucker"hahahahahaha. Oh and good morning :)
DeleteI have decided I need to stop swearing so much. No, really. And if I ever say "fuck buddies" again, please shoot me. (Oh, and he's not MY type). ;)
DeleteOkay, I'll bite... What is your type?
DeleteOh my goodness. That's a very complex question. Gonna take me a while to answer that one. -_-
DeleteOkay okay, how about just the CliffsNotes then lol
DeleteOh my goodness... If possible, could you narrow it down a litlte? Physically my type? Intellectually my type? Wouldn't want to strangle him my type? Not necessarily any of those but wouldn't kick him out of bed in the morning my type? Otherwise I could write a thesis on this topic. Not kidding. And I'm not good with (writing) Cliff Notes- although Cliff Notes may have saved my ass for a class or two in high school. Do they still make Cliff Notes?? Or were they replaced with "Just for Dummies" books?? Nothing wrong with those either... Or are they both obsolete?
DeleteP.S. How did I do at not answering the question? Haha.
You did great! lol
DeleteSorry, that's just how I respond when I am overwhelmed by question. Not very mature, I know.
DeleteOmg y would you ever post about your sex life that is the dumbest move and you know that a lot more people have probly read it more than you think
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