Portland was just ranked as "the most hipster friendly city in America." I am so excited about this..... not. It's bad enough that we have been labeled "hipster friendly"- now we're number one??!!! Ugh. Seriously- I think I need to go back and revise my top ten list of things that drive me bat shit cray cray.
http://chickenlittl.blogspot.com/2012/06/top-ten-things-that-drive-me-bat-shit.html
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You will be assimilated, resistance is futile....
ReplyDeleteNegative. Never gonna happen.
DeleteI used to hate them, now I just laugh at them.
ReplyDeleteI'm still in the hate phase. But you are right- this is nothing compared to the Creepy Ass Cracker people- fuck them.
DeleteSeriously. Hipsters are mildly amusing at best. But I find nothing amusing about ignorance disguised as patriotism or politics.
DeleteOh wait... unless it's in a well-made comedy movie. Like "Being There" or, say, "South Park BLU."
Delete"Being There"... I can feel ya on that one. "South Park" ANYTHING???!!! Heeelllllll no.
DeleteDriving to work today I saw a guy kind of riding a bike with his kayak, come on hipster buy a Subaru and be done with it! (that's all I could say to myself)
ReplyDeleteI can't even imagine how a person would be able to ride a bike with a kayak at the same time?? That must have been amusing. That's just an accident waiting to happen.
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