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Thursday, June 12, 2014

What Would You Do??

So- imagine you felt as if you needed some perspective.... or some crap like that. And being entirely convinced that a change of scenery would magically give you the perspective and the ability to deal with whatever it is in your life that you wanted to get some mother fucking perspective on in the first place.....

Would you:

A) Leave the city and go somewhere else within Oregon?
B) Get the fuck out of Oregon and go to another state?
C) Leave the mother fucking country? (FYI Passports are only good for ten years)
D) Sit your punk ass down and not go anywhere?

So- tell me what you would do, please.

Love,

Chicken

47 comments:

  1. One question, do you like the NW?

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    1. Sometimes- it's much more appealing when the Sun comes out and it doesn't look like it's going to get dark at 1 p.m.

      I'm not talking about moving, though- I'm just talking about going away for a week or so.

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    2. You mean a vacation? Sounded like you were talking life changing.
      Whichever, it depends on money. How much you got?
      Your passport out of date? Get a new one.

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    3. Passport is good... therefore I should probably make good use of it... right??!!!

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    4. How about Barcelona Spain? It’s on the Mediterranean. Weird Gaudi architecture, beaches, night life and take the ferry out to Mayorca.
      If I ever do Europe it’s my first stop.

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    5. One week, NYC is always a good play :)

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  2. AnonymousJune 14, 2014

    If you want an out-of-country escape without going too far, I would recommend British Columbia.
    In country, my choice right now would be Kona.

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    1. I've been to both, although not in a long time. May have to revisit those options. Although I know for sure that I prefer Kauai over Kona. Ever been there?? Green green green. ;)

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    2. I’ve been to Kauai twice to hike and camp in Wiamea Canyon and Na Pali coast. Also a long time ago.
      What did you do on your Kauai visit; vacation, work, stay with friends?

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    3. Stayed with friends- sat on the beach- stared at the trees and flowers- and went on hikes. It was very relaxing. :)

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    4. AnonymousJune 27, 2014

      I have never been to Kauai, I'm a little embarrassed to say that it's about the only place I have not been to yet in Hawaii. I really like the big island so I'm partial to Kona. The last time I was there it was such a diverse experience... everything from killer snorkeling at the Captain Cook monument to one of the spookiest drives I've ever done, highway 200 from Hilo to Kona (I think the military is doing experiments up there!).

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    5. Why should you be embarassed? There are a ton of people that never even get on a mother fucking airplane and go anywhere... Not sure I'm down with your theory that "the military must be doing experiments there", though. Anyhow- go to Kauai.

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    6. I spelled embarrassed wrong- that's highly annoying.

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    7. AnonymousJune 29, 2014

      Good point about being able to take a plane, I guess I take that luxury for granted... I said embarrassed because it's one of those places that so many people have told me I would enjoy, but I've never gone, and then I feel shamed when they talk about it.
      Did you see the movie "The Mist?" That drive through the big island was like that movie, dense patches of fog over the land for miles. And since there was fencing and signs marked government property or army along a lot of the roadway, it felt like they opened a wormhole up in the mountains and giant Lovecraftian monsters might come stomping over the terrain at any moment.

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    8. I jut kept driving looking for a small beach and somewhere away from all the lava.

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  3. AnonymousJune 17, 2014

    Take a gaycation to San Francisco.

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  4. AnonymousJune 25, 2014

    Get some herb and sit on the beach for a week

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  5. 3 days at the Edgefield soaking in the salt water sauna pool after drinking at all the little bars :-)

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  6. AnonymousJune 26, 2014

    I'm an independently wealthy gentleman looking for a sexy woman to accompany me on a trip abroad. Would you do me the pleasure? My wife will conveniently be away visiting her mother in Utah.

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    1. AnonymousJune 27, 2014

      Dude, try Craigslist with that shit.

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    2. AnonymousJune 28, 2014

      We are in an open relationship. She gave me her blessing that our own relationship come to orgasmic fruition. So you will come with me then? Excellent! We leave for Spain on Sunday.

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    3. Ewwww. And no, absolutely motherfucking not.

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    4. AnonymousJune 30, 2014

      Where were you? I waited and waited for you at the airport till I finally gave up. I ended up bringing along a fine strapping lad I met in the concourse. Your loss is his gain.

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  7. AnonymousJune 27, 2014

    Is this a no means yes situation?

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    1. AnonymousJune 28, 2014

      Excellent, I love that sense of humor of yours! So abrasional and witty. I hope your behavior in bed reflects it.

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    2. Huh? And is "abrasional" a word??

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    3. It could be a position I guess ? Have we established whether anon is a guy or gal yet ?

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  8. AnonymousJuly 01, 2014

    Accept Jesus as your lord and savor.

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    1. Still stuck on the "savor" thing, huh?

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    2. I savored an awesome T-Bone yesterday !!!!

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    3. Thank the lord for t-bone steaks!

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    4. AnonymousJuly 07, 2014

      I was t-boned last Friday in the rear.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 07, 2014

    Gheezus Christopher, make a new post gurlfriend!

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    1. Ikr? Lazy ass. Inspire me.............

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    2. I hear Jodys closed......that was a fun place back in the 90's.

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