For someone that went months and months without having sex I sure have been awfully promiscuous lately. And I don't really feel that bad about it- mentally that is. My body on the otherhand? Fuuuuck (no pun intended). Between wrestling, falling off the bed, and the "bam bam bam" treatment I feel like I need to go to physical therapy AND abstain from sex until I heal. Okay, it's not thaaat bad- but seriously?? What's with guys and the jack rabbit sex? Do men think that women enjoy that? Is that the only way some guys can cum? Do men have any idea that shit might be painful and will actually lessen their chances of having sex in the future (or at least the near future)? Am I really having to explain this shit to men? Am I really writing about this? WTF??!!! I'll take responsibility for partaking in the wrestling and falling off the bed thing.... but that bam bam bam shit has got to go.
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So, you be top.
ReplyDeleteShe be on top, bottom, and in da middle. Know what I'm sayin
DeleteYes, I believe I do know what you are saying.
DeleteYes, top is a good thing to discourage the bam bam bam behavior- funny thing about most men I've met, though is that they are not into that for very long. I have no idea why. I was perfectly happy with it.
DeleteYo beeyotch, I donut recall giving you permission to get freaky with sum turkey neck sucka! When I get out da jail I'm gonna rubber hose you on da hiney so hard yo mama will feel it. Praise Dollah!
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PS, can you mail me $20?
No.
DeleteIt depends on the gal, some like it hard and fast and some like it slow and rhythmic. Generallye Ill ask to tell the truth. If the guys you're talking about aren't asking, let them know so it'll be more enjoyable for ya :-)
ReplyDeleteHard can be okay, but right out of the gate?? Helllll no. Not only is it uncomfortable, but it turns me off because to me that is a guy trying to say "look how good I am in bed"- um noooo, you're not, you don't get a freakin' point for every bam. You get points for how good each bam is........ Haha. Out of the 2 (yes 2, don't judge me) guys that I am currently sleeping with it apparently 1) hasn't occurred to them to ask, and 2) the post coital talks I have had with them regarding bam bam bam (using hand gestures even) has not seemed to improve the situation any.
DeleteHmmmm- I feel celibacy coming back on soon. I may have to keep the third guy I string along for cudlling purposes only, though. At least for a while.
How hung is he? In inches small guys got to compensate
DeleteDo you really think I would be complaining if it involved a "small guy"???
DeleteBTW, my friend with benefits decided she was going to friend zone me so no more getting laid, lol! Just her way of trying to have control I guess ;-) I told her we could still be friends , I wish she'd figure out I was lying and quit texting me, Bwahahaha!!!!!! Anyway, going without right now , I'm getting a lot of needed yard work done :-)
ReplyDeleteReally! She thought she could friend zone you after fucking you repeatedly?? Noooo- that never happens. Only time that shit happens is when you fuck someone once- decide it wasn't right- that you're really more friends than whatever that sex shit was- have a short discussion about it- then immediately transition into the friend thing. Other than that? No way man.
DeleteI find it quite amusing you told her that "let's be friends" shit- and that she is texting you. Guess that having control plan didn't work out too well for her.
My fuck buddy doesn't even remember my name. Actually I don't remember his either! But gurlfriend, he is one little rough son of a bitch. He's always balls to the walls. Slam blam thank you ma'am. Ohhh hum
ReplyDeleteIt is not necessarily a requirement that you remember a fuck buddy's name...
DeleteI suppose not. But at the same time he wants to take the relationship up to the next level. He keeps begging me to crap in his mouth. I'm just not ready for that sort of commitment. You think you have problems, missy?!
DeleteTaking the relationship to another level requires that you at least exchange names.
DeleteYou know what I've found talking to my ex lovers and girl friends is that most guys really don't take their time to see what their partner responds too. Okay, I know I was with the same lover for 14 years but I do know what most women want. This issue is men and women are different when it comes to sex. I've always found that when a woman cums she get's energized, wants to keep going and going and going. Now I've found that most of us men get sleepy and want to shut down, get it done as fast as possible and go to bed "BAM BAM BAM". I could be wrong but some of the best sex I've ever had I've made my partner cum well over five times. Anywho this is what I see :)
ReplyDeleteI agree, men and women are different- but I if I have several conversations with these men about "slow the fuck down" and it only works for a minute or two? I guess it's just time for me to walk away. I want to have good memories about having sex with someone, not painful reminders that I had sex with them! Time for a new fuck buddy...
DeleteSounds like you need to find a guy that looks at sex as the art is really is, I wish you luck :)
DeleteThank you. ;)
DeleteThe proliferation and accessibility of porn has most likely contributed to the belief in men (and likely some women) that the "bam bam bam" treatment is the best way to fuck.
ReplyDeleteGood point.... I agree.
DeleteGee, that doesn't happen to me but what can you expect when you're nothing more that an ugly 10 at 2 bootie call. They're just using your ugly ass to get their rocks off.
ReplyDeletePerhaps try proofreading before you talk smack, honey...
DeleteAnd she has to comment about a fucking typo because she knows I speak the truth.
DeleteNo, that wasn't the reason.
DeleteCL b missing my ebony anaconda. Yo, I is going crazy in prison cuz they ain't no pussy up in here. I gots dis asian bitch boy who do me favors for protection but it all just a temp thang. I is ruff on him in da way you say but only cuz her crazy moaning b getting the guard attention. I need sum of dat big ol' chik'n lil boootay! Peace and happiness to all da brotha's & sistas. Allah achtung. Blessed the honorable Elijah wood and CL's delicious bootie. Ma salami mecca.
ReplyDeleteYou into threesomes? My girlfriend wants to try it. We're looking for a sexy dirty bitch willing to take anything. She's the dominant one and I'm more submissive. Sometimes we role play lord of the rings. What do you say?
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