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Saturday, August 30, 2014

What's A Deal-Breaker For You??

What's a relationship deal-breaker for you?

56 comments:

  1. Sex with the lights on. Can't do it except with blind chicks.

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  2. Cheaters... Can't ever look past that :(

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  3. Cheating and lying about it.

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  4. Geez, you guys are sitting there talking about all this serious stuff, and I'm here thinking about things like: rude to a waitress, smacking gum, blowing your nose with nothing (ewwwww), and..... Obviously cheating is bad, so I guess I feel shallow for thinking other stuff- but they are still probable dealbreakers for me. -_-

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  5. Cankles flap jacks and large fupas

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    1. I could have gone my entire life without learning that "fupa" word....

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  6. Skid marks on their boxers, ewww

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  7. Never grooming their nether regions. My last date looked like bob Ross down there.

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  8. Bitch eat cracker shit n shut yo mouth u nigga trifling ass u know who i is my nigga still in jail bc of trey and u no justice no peace! Where b that looser pos ne ways

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    1. Sftu! Yo nigga probably deserves to be in jail.

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    2. She or he has face tattoos. That's one part of the body I just won't tolerate them.

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  9. When bitches be like sleeping with yo best friend and brother. And when they smell musty.

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  10. Wow, I didn't understand most of the recent posts.

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  11. I thought you were ordered to cease with all forms of interwebs publicating. You're accessorizing of trey starrs slanderous Web group makes you culpable to Indecent liberties act section b3, 2-16. Don't make me reveal your full name KYLE! The plea deal is off the table! Tell your lawyer to shove it!

    Respectfully,
    Michael H. Graveyberry VI, Esq PhD

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    1. Kyle?? WTF? I'm female you idiot.

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    2. Kyle Groper-Steinberg? Nevermind, he's a different case. He liked to video tape old men in the gym shower for profit. And like you he likes to brake court order, he continues to frequent places that cater to senior citizens, ignoring the 1500m radius boundary. Perverts sicken me. I took an oaf to rid the planet of them. As a female I'm sure you share the same sentiment.

      Regards,
      M. H. GraveyB.

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    3. So impressive that you took an "oaf"...

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    4. Graveyberry is the Devil! You sound ludicrous

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  12. Did Trey die? What happened to his site? I just woke up from a coma and I don't remember much except someone called Trey starrs and the post about my abusive ex boyfriend. Please help.

    Some Guy

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    1. Gross! You're a goo goobler.

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    2. Sinners go to hell. Accept Jesus and go to heaven

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  13. Sniffing her farts in public

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  14. Do you happen to have one of those trey stars tee-shirts? I need one for my Halloween costume. And I was wondering if you are available :-*

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  15. Accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

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    1. Accept Allah as your lord and savor bitch

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  16. Jesus touched me and put me on the path of righteousness. Accept the King of kings as your savior. Repent and rejoice! Say Hallelujah!

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    1. Thanks for sharing, crazy person.

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    2. I prey for you tonight. God give yo strenth to my sister Mizz Chicken so that she may uplift herself to a new spiritual level. AMEN

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    3. I'm just crazy for the holy spirit. He turned my life around. I had a epiphany in jail when his beam struck me in the heart. I was a sinful animal and lost in drugs, thug life, and getting Benjamins. I almost hit someone one day an da Lord told me to be still. I began studying Buddhism since they be peaceful, it has enlightened me a lot but I still follow the sheppard Jesus. I live to spread his teachings now. Hate and hustling is the bad for the community. I'm wants to build my own congregation someday so I can lead folk to live a more pious life without alcohol and the shit that lures them into being unpure. Feel me. Hit me up if your in. Peace out and pray thee well

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    4. Bible study at the mlk KFC tonight at 9. Ladies night, no entry charge. Topic will be references to big booties in the New Testament.

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    5. Forgot to mention. I'm your mc, Minister Laquandrel X, peace out, hope to see some sisters at the restaurant, including big chicken.

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    6. Oh for fuck's sake... Give it a rest already.

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    7. Last minute change of plans. Meetup at da mlk McDonald's. I gots a couple. Come on an live a little closer. Stop trying keep a brother down. We can chat about the devil tray stars to.

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    8. My bad i wuz drunk on to much communion wine earlier. Sorry had to bail out of bible study

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    9. Can I borrow $100 chicken, please?

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    10. Well, this is an interesting thread. Just popping in to say Hi to ya CL. I hope all is well :-)

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    11. Ikr?? I need to write something new. Hope all is well with you too, MLK. Happy Halloween! :)

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  17. Homegurl give me a holler chelsea i got yo crystal n a bucket of chicken . bring me dem Benjamins

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  18. Deal breaker: when they ask you to pop a hemorrhoid.

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  19. For the love of ... something.... please give me a topic to write about. Anyone? Anyone?

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  20. Senior citizen polygamy is on the rise in Oregon as is the rise in sexually transmitted diseases in said group. This is no laughing matter. The risk of transmittance and disease related suffering becomes exponentially worse with each decade as we age. I am a licensed nurse and regular volunteer at an assisted living community. For our grandparents sake please spread the word. Help end scurge plaguing our elders.

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  21. Happy Thanks Giving CL ��

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    1. Sup? I'm a hot gay male looking for the same. You game? Looking for Oregonians with big organs. Let's do it lumber jack style

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  22. I be so dam whorny 2nite. Dam I got a case of the blue ballz. Some one throw a brotha a bone and holla back.
    C money

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  23. HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT I CAN'T BREATHHANDS UP DON'T SHOOT I CAN'T BREATH HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT I CAN'T BREATH

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    1. Stfu nigger! Don't rob a convenience store and assault a police officer if you don't want to get shot. Do something productive towards society for a change

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    2. OMg what is wrong with people. Go away

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  24. I finally posted something else... go me! Please go comment there, just to assure me that I am not completely and totally insane, and that everyone in this world is not a total fucking idiot, thanks. Love, Chicken

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