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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Saaaay Something!

I'll start.... Damn my fingernails look cute after my manicure! (Shallow enough for ya? I don't care- makes me happy).

P.S. I have 13,321 page views- so don't try to tell me you have nothing to say... bitches. Now get busy talking.

14 comments:

  1. I'm pretty sure I'm in love with my roommate but she doesn't even know I exist. I mean, I watch her sleep at night and sometimes I rub myself against her body until she wakes up, and she gets all mad. She caught me sniffing the toilet after she was done, and she wanted to move, but I told her I dropped my phone on the ...floor. She didn't believe me. So now she avoids me.

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    1. Tasha- I applaud you for having the balls to be the first person to comment- everyone else sucks. I am well known for watching a person sleep (WTF else am I gonna do when I can't go to sleep until 3 am anyway??) Oh, and I am guilty of rubbing up on a person a time or two- sometimes I feel like I'm in heat- haha. Sniffing a toilet, though?? Hell motherfucking no.

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    2. Um, interesting in a freaky kinda way. ......I've got nothing :-(

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  2. My boyfriend thumbs my butt at the movie theater. The last movie he did it at was Noah. I was sitting next to some elderly Chinese lady. Popcorn butter makes good lube.

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  3. I say lots of things :)

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  4. Well, that request was successful..... -_-

    P.S. Someone please tell me to stop watching Shark Week.

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  5. Chicken, Do you ever hear from “Petereater” (drove a logging truck, posted pictures of her breasts)? She was funny and charming but didn’t take shit. I thought you two were going to be buddies.

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    1. No, I never hear from her. Previously when I deleted my blog my previous email account was deleted and I lost all my emails/ addresses- and I hardly think to check my new email address. I suck.

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  6. "Stop watching Shark Week" oh and my fly has been down all morning... I'm falling apart lol

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  7. Chicken little gets me soo hard. I just shaved every thing. I'm feeling really sexy tonight. Might put on some black panty hose. Anyone live close to 82nd and Johnson creek? I need a hook up!

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    1. That was weird.... especially considering the fact that I'm female.

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  8. Yo chiken, I hear u b finga likin good. U wanna share a bucket sum time. Where yo crib b at

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    1. Come on, is that the best you've got?

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    2. I hear u b liking da kernel sanders recipe like me. Extra crispy wit texas pete sause. Know what I sayin. Peace n liberty bitches. Holla at me. I b @ da car wash

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