IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES 'TIL...

IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES 'TIL...

You actually start to believe that you have a personal relationship with Google.

You start ignoring/ not answering phone calls from people that you actually know and like.

You hope and pray for a smooth "getaway" from your house (which basically means you don't run into any of your neighbors)...even though you don't know 90% of them anyways.

You start yelling at your cats like they're children, with the hopes that they will correct their negative behavior immediately (which I'm guessing is much more successful with humans, not cats- although I doubt yelling at either species really furthers the cause)...

You start writing fucking blog entries like this.

You get irritated when someone that you email or text does not reply with in 30-60 seconds. Although, you believe that they should abide by, and allow you the "I have 24 hours to respond, rule".

You start flaking on plans you have with pretty much anyone, regarding anything: Family, Friends, Networking Opportunities, FUN, (Spa shit even- goo gawd!!!) blah blah blah.

You start watching documentaries incessantly on your phone (mostly because you don't have cable- and most of the shit they show on TV is just annoying and boring as fuck)...

You develop a crush on Jimmy Fallon, and Saturday Night Live is your steady date each and every Saturday night.

You worry too much about all of the above shit! Which really doesn't matter anyways!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr