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Thursday, September 5, 2013

Have A Question??

Then ask me...

Love,

Chicken

18 comments:

  1. Of all the pseudonyms possible, why Chicken Little?

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    1. Because I have an annoying tendency to think that "the sky is falling"...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_little

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    1. Not that much. If I do it's usually with someone I met through another friend. Online dating scares the crap out of me- although I do know some people have had great success doing it.

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  3. In your opinion, what are the best and worst fashion trends of all time?

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    1. Oh my goodness! This list could be huge! Gees, I will get to work on it right away. :)

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    2. Hey! This was/ is a really difficult question for me to answer... therefore I have not yet completed my answer in its entirety. I just didn't want you to think that I was being a stuck up bitch and ignoring you... because I would never do that!

      Love,

      Chicken

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    3. No problem. I look forward to your answer. Hopefully I will have some more documentaries to recommend when you complete your answer!

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    4. BEST:
      A-line anything
      Red lipstick- with minimal other makeup
      Fishnets
      Garter Belts
      Stockings with a seam up the back
      Vintage Stoles- fur or faux fur
      Patent Leather
      Stilettos
      Pencil skirts
      Vintage Gloves
      Simple Jewelry
      tulle
      Nice lingerie- that matches
      pushup bras
      Quality (simple) purses
      Tailored blouses
      Jeans that have lycra in them- preferably boot cut or slightly flared- and none of that acid washed shit- or jeans with holes in them
      Pointy toed boots- real leather- and I'm not talking “booties”
      Izod Lacoste Polo style shirts
      Ralph Lauren Polo style shirts- but not in super bright colors- and the ones that have the 'rougher' texture
      Long sleeved oxford shirts- lots of starch
      Pin striped suits- simple- in black or navy- or a fucking nice suit, period.
      Quality khaki pants
      Penny Loafers
      Docksiders
      (Gees- major preppy thing I just went off there for a second- I'll try to get back on track)
      Jack Purcells
      Vintage College Champion Hooded Sweatshirts
      Vintage Bikinis
      Classic White Tee
      Classic White Tank
      “Bob” Haircut
      Slicked back “bun” hairstyle (for women, obviously)
      Shaved heads (men)
      Hair parted to the side
      Simple Cashmere Sweaters
      Plain cardigan
      Basic Black Dress
      Basic White Dress
      Trench Coats
      Wrap around coats
      Kimonos
      Flared trousers for women- made of good quality fabric

      WORST:
      80's, pretty much anything
      NEON!!!!!!!!!!!
      half shirts- especially on men
      Dressing like you're in a heavy metal band- unless it's Halloween (look it up).
      headbands
      gawdy earings
      shoulder pads
      Super high wasted jeans or pants
      polyester
      pleather ANYTHING- purses/ shoes/ jackets/ etc.
      Smokey eyes- sorry- that's just too much makeup- and that shit looks wrong
      Heroin Chic
      Anorexic
      Tennis shoes with heels on them
      Platform Tennis Shoes
      Thongs (flip flops) with heels on them
      Kitten heels- I do “mules”- just not kitten heels
      Cheap shoes- need I continue down the shoe path?? Please don't make me
      “Cat-eye” glasses... I don't care if they're vintage, I don't like them
      Ruffles- Victorian shit
      Bonnets
      Anything Amish Looking or Little House on the Prarie
      “Booties”-(half boots)
      Skinny ties
      Skinny Jeans- particularly on men
      Cheap loafers with the fake gold chain link across the top
      Neck tattoos
      Face tattoos
      Too many tattoos
      Hoop Skirts
      Single Side Pony Tail
      Wearing a Bandana on your head
      Muscle Shirts
      Stone Washed Jeans
      Daisy Dukes
      Trucker Hats
      POINTY FUCKING FINGERNAILS
      Plethora of wrist bands, rubber bracelets
      Fringe- at least on most things
      Cheap Costume Jewelry piled on like there's no tomorrow
      Guys that get just one ear pierced
      Guys (even if they pierce both of their ears) that wear diamond earings- simple small silver hoops, guys- get it straight
      Faux Turtle Necks
      Christmas Sweaters
      Wearing Any Kind of a T-shirt with a saying on it past the age of 12
      Blue Lipstick
      Blue Nail Polish
      Green Lipstick
      Green Nail Polish
      Blue Hair
      Green Hair
      LADY GAGA ANYTHING
      Crocs
      Going bra-less
      Lace- unless it's on your lingerie
      dreadlocks
      boy haircuts- androgynous looks
      Flight Jackets
      Too much hippy action going on
      Stupid mother fucking baseball hats that people wear with the stickers still on
      Any mother fucking article of clothing that anyone has ever worn with the sticker(s)/ price tag(s) still on
      “High Waters”
      Aqua sox
      Ruffles- did I already say that? I can't think about this shit anymore because it is making my head hurt.
      Oh shit, the TV is on- and now I am reminded of even more.... Chicks that shave/ cut one half of their head short and leave the other side long...... vomit.
      Chicks that wear jeans with their thong underwear sticking out- give me a fucking break.

      Honestly, I could go on about this shit for days- Which I'm sure makes me a total bitch- but you asked for my opinion- and ya got it. Thank you for asking me what I thought. XOXO.

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    5. Any pointy shoes (even pointy boots) are ugly as fuck and completely unflatering. Barf.

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    6. Thank you... well worth the wait!

      Why the hell are skinny ties coming back into fashion? I hadn't bought a new tie in a while and when I went to my usual clothing store like half the tie inventory had been replaced with skinny ties. I think you have to be in a jazz band to pull that shit off.

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    7. Disagree on the pointy shoes- Especially pointy toed stilettos... but thank you for your comment.

      And skinny ties???!!!! I have no fucking idea on that one- jazz band- haha, that was funny. But seriously? Why were they ever in fashion to begin with?? I don't get it.

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    8. I love aqua sox!!!! Said no one ever after 1993.

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  4. I do enjoy wearing aqua sox while snorkeling, but that is about the only appropriate time for them.

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    1. Whaaatttt??? No flippers/ fins??? You are cray cray. :)

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  5. Omg u are such a little girl and i bet a lot of your opinions on fashion has changed

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