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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Just A Couple Things I'd Like To Point Out....

There were no dresses at the Emmy's last night that knocked me over- therefore I think any discussion on that topic should be stopped, immediately.

That fucking Dr. VanderVeer woman is on TV all the mother fucking time. Remember her?? I swear she has invested BANK in commercials recently- which I see all the mother fucking time. And she did some sort of weird cheek thing- It almost looks like she's struggling to speak when she does- or perhaps she has come to terms with the fact that she can not use her cheeks/ face when speaking- because that shit won't move. Am I the only fucking person to witness this shit?? This is exactly what her face looks like the entire time that she is talking...



Fucking commercials, infomercials. I'm gonna throw my TV out the window any day now.... okay, probably not, but I like to threaten that shit all the time. Issues.

Ummmm- this whole rant seemed way more serious when I started writing it- but I guess it's not. Although, I do believe the two things I mentioned above are definitely noteworthy.

Regards,

Chicken

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