There are two types of people... Those who agonize over making sure that everything is spelled correctly before they submit anything in writing (text, comment, facebook status, email, etc etc etc.), and those who don't. But lately I am starting to think that there are two more types of people that need to be added to this mix....and here they are:
* People who intentionally misspell shit on a consistent basis just to drive you crazy.
* People who are so fucking stupid, that not only do they not know how to spell/ care about knowing how to spell/ give a shit about spell-check, etc.... but they fuck up the spelling of words so badly that you can't help but laugh out loud (and no matter how appropriate, convenient, or socially acceptable it is... I will NEVER write "LOL").
The following are examples of things I thought were so funny, that they had to be recorded.... and I actually look forward to adding things to this list! Ya gotta have something to look forward to! If I didn't find things to laugh about, I would probably die (okay, maybe not die).
WORDS:
* Missagenistic
* Amussing
* Brainyack
* Inpersonation
* Oppitamy
* Effics
* Bitchess
QUOTES:
* "Of coarse your confussed! Your confussed because...."
About Me
- Chicken Little
- Please don't be stupid enough to assume that I named myself and my blog after a claymation character... Look the shit up, thanks.
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